She smiles so sweetly as she secretly plans to pack his bags and ship him out.
Today is my daughter’s official due date and I was sure that she would have had that little snot long before today. We’ve been through trips to the hospital, many “keep this labor going” walking, lugging the bags in and out of the car, “Mom, this is it” cries and many sleepless nights of wondering(…)
I always say that my daughter Emily, is 3 going on 19. I fear that I’ve been cheated out of the toddler years with her because she acts so much older then her age. While other little princesses would love to watch Cinderella or the Aristocats, she would rather watch CSI-not that I let her.(…)
So, my weekend was quite uneventful as far as a weekend could go. A model session that I was supposed to shoot got cancelled, my daughter still hasn’t had her baby and I’m still dealing with my hater reader (hmm, if you hate my blog so much then quit reading it, Asshole). I really wondered(…)
I just got out of a much needed shower after a hectic day. Today was the first day of school for my son, so of course first thing in the morning, my daughter tells me that she thinks that her water broke when she was in the shower. Life just wouldn’t be fun if it(…)
He lurked in the shadows, waiting for the chance to pounce. His prey, unaware of his presence, innocently eat their food. He waits for the perfect timing. Then, without any notice, he pounces out at them and yells- “Why, are we having THIS for supper?! Where are my socks?! Why aren’t the cars moved?! Yes,(…)
It’s been a long weekend of false alarms and tired feet. Jessica had gone to the doc on Friday and they said she was 2 cm dilated and I was like, oh yeah! She’s actually not due until the 29th, but the doc said that she definitely won’t make her due date. I was hoping(…)